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Here are a handful of things I've written in my life that are not too embarrassing to share.
This One's For You, Tom (2009)
A tale of a high school boy and a capable yet arrogant band director that might actually be entirely true but with names changed.
For a little while I felt inspired to try poetry as an outlet, and a few of these turned out okay. The last line of this is probably the best line I've ever written! It's gonna go somewhere great someday.
Cigarettes After Dark (2015)
Another fanciful lil poem!
The National Anthem (2015)
A good anthem for pumping oneself out of depression, or at least it helped me a little.
Making music purely for humor is very freeing. Enjoy some spicy musical memes from the life of HVB.
Variations on a Trumpet Player (2008)
I wrote this dumb song to poke fun at an obnoxious trumpet player I once knew. It is not subtle but it IS inside joke-ridden. So make of that what you will.
Slamu Jamu (2013)
A mashup of Big Bang's "Haru Haru" and Space Jam.
Slamic Battle (2013)
A mashup of the Sonic Generations version of Sonic Battle track "Emerald Coast" and Space Jam.
Hello x1.45 (2013)
I made an interesting discovery once where you can speed up K-Pop significantly to make it sound like a Sonic the Hedgehog level. It works surprisingly well—the chipper guitar lines and uptempo rock beat.
Superstar x1.5 (2013)
I'll tell you one thing: it's impossible to listen to any track I do this to again after hearing the sped-up version.
Sometimes my friends and I like to codify our favorite media items, which we are all passionate about, in nice mosaic images. I've uploaded some of mine here just for kicks. It is surprisingly entertaining to put together these images!
Top 20 Songs (2017)
THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT
Top 25 Video Games (2017)
Read 'em and weep. Or, well, look at 'em. It's an image.
Top 50 Albums (2019)
And go listen to any/all of them!
Top 9 Animes (2016)
Probably changing a bit soon.